i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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