Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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