he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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