I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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