oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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