Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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