just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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