the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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