youre lurking in front of me
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I'm passing your future prison.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Randomize
