Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
39 Memes Anyone Who Cries When They See Their Bank Account Will Relate To
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.