There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex