i don't like sucking hair
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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