Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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