try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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