Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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