This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
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Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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