Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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