I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
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I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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