I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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