if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
