i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
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I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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