hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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