People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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