I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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