My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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