Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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