Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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