If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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