I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
