3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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