doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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