I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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