he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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