thus making me awesome and them whores
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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