i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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