Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He's on the porch naked. Help.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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