So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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