Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
