The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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