we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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