It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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