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i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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