We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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