You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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