i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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