it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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