sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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