just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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