it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
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Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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