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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..

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• (409): View more from Texas

  white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.

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• (315): View more from New York

  don't pay it forward

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  I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?

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• (212): View more from New York

  You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for

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