that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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