Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i think i have herpe
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.