Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
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