I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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