It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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