I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
The ass gains better be worth it
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