Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
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Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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