He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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