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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Dicks are not precious.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
tell me about the fingering
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